‘Cause I’m on a roll!
Just call me butter…
Just call me butter…
‘Cause I’m on a roll!
Translator wanted
Seeking a full-time translator. Must be able to speak baby-ese with the extremely rare Hromada-Clark dialect. Excellent pay and benefits. Submit your resume ASAP as the position will be filled immediately. Can someone tell us what she’s saying, because we’re
Translator wanted
Seeking a full-time translator. Must be able to speak baby-ese with the extremely rare Hromada-Clark dialect. Excellent pay and benefits. Submit your resume ASAP as the position will be filled immediately. Can someone tell us what she’s saying, because we’re
Went fast, turned left. Well…turned left.
Yesterday, I got the chance to fill in for a friend at a charity go-kart race. But I turned into the charity case. While driving between 45 and 50 miles per hour, six inches off the ground and without a
Batter up!
We’re not really a brand-loyal family. But when it comes to sportswear, Chris insists on Nike all the way. So when I recently made a trip to the outlet mall, I made sure I stopped in the Nike store to
Batter up!
We’re not really a brand-loyal family. But when it comes to sportswear, Chris insists on Nike all the way. So when I recently made a trip to the outlet mall, I made sure I stopped in the Nike store to
8 Years Later…..
Eight years ago today, I went on a blind date with a girl that my co-worker Gwen urged me to see. She thought we would hit it off. Boy, did we ever! We attended the Indianapolis Tennis Championships at “that
New person in control of the Clark clicker
It looks like now I’m going to have to fight two people for the remote control!
Just sittin’ around
Last weekend, Avery seemed to be holding herself up well. So I sat her on the floor by herself. And she stayed there for several minutes and never fell over! Since then, she’s loved sitting up to play with her